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Tag Archives: funny dialogues
Dude and Dude: Pro Forma
“Dude?” “Yeah?” “C’mere an’ lookit this!” “‘Kay, dude. Here I come. zzzzzzZOOM!” “Not funny, dude.” “Yo, dude. Dig up close an’ personal while it lasts. ‘Cause it ain’t gonna. What ya got?” “This form thingy I gotta fill out. Got … Continue reading
He and She: Breakfast Has Broken
She: “Good morning, love. Have I mentioned yet that I’m hungry?” He: “No. Pleased to meet you, Hung …” She: “French toast?” He: “Can.” She: “French toast comes in a can?! He: “The better to toast you with, my dear.” … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor
Tagged French Toast, funny dialogues, money, puns, waiting for breakfast, wordplay
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He and She: The Outcasts
She: “Dammit! These drains are a pain!” He: “A pain?” She: “Three of a kind. Thanks for reminding me. Not. I am so sick of having to carry these things around. I feel like some sort of feeding station in … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, health, humor
Tagged funny dialogues, hummingbirds, Jackson-Pratt drain, mastectomy, roadkill, urban fantasy, vampires, wicca
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