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Dude and Dude: Post Haste
“OK, dude, wuzzat?” “What’s it look like, dude?” “Yeah, but what kind?” “Old?” “That ain’t a kind, dude, it’s a label. An’ it ain’t a very kind one neither.” “Hokay, it’s well weathered. Happy now?” “Yeah, kinda.” “Riiight. Watch yerself, … Continue reading
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Tagged busy, funny dialogues, puns, wordplay
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He and She: Gorilla Guerrilla and How to Feed Them
She: “Breakfast!” He: “Good morning, love.” She: “Eggs Benedict!!“ He: “Right. You want me to get dressed this minute and take you to the local diner so your breakfast can turn traitor on you?” She: “No! I want Eggs Benedict … Continue reading
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Tagged eggs Benedict, funny dialogues, puns, South American bandits, Stockholm syndrome, weird dreams
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He and She: Pop Pup Mews
He emerged from the bathroom and began to dress for work. She sat up in bed. “I dreamt …” He: “Wait …” She: “No try wait! I dreamt that I went out to tend the garden and I found a … Continue reading