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He and She: Crabby
She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged crabapples, crabmeat, funny dialogues, hawaiian pidgin, puns, Tom Terrific, tourist season, wordplay
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He and She: Ought Notic
He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, health, humor
Tagged antibiotic, auntie and uncle, common cold, drama queen, funny dialogues, hacking, puns, wordplay
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He and She: Malled
She: “Here’s your breakfast. rrRR!” He: “Thanks. I think. You have a problem?“ She: “You’re lucky I’m even talking to you!” He: “It’s the crack of dawn and I’m in trouble already?“ She: “What were you thinking?!? Leaving me in … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor
Tagged dreams, funny dialogues, looters, misplaced car keys, Perkins's tent, shopping
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