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He and She: Crabby

She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I … Continue reading

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He and She: Ought Notic

He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading

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He and She: Malled

She: “Here’s your breakfast. rrRR!” He: “Thanks. I think. You have a problem?“ She: “You’re lucky I’m even talking to you!” He: “It’s the crack of dawn and I’m in trouble already?“ She: “What were you thinking?!? Leaving me in … Continue reading

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