Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude: Imagine …

Posted on January 1, 2019 by Amoeba

“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh. Ask me ‘gain inna couple hours, dude.” “‘Smatta, dude? Too many shots?“ “Didya see me on tha floor las’ night? I’m tuffa than tequila or firecrackers. But …” “Whose butt?” “Careful where ya’s goin’ wit’ that, Buttinski. Ya might not … Continue reading →

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He and She: Sealed

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Amoeba

He: “I really don’t understand how these people stay in business.” She: “Which people?” He: “The ones giving away all this free stuff in their products. Shouldn’t they be charging for it?” She: [Sigh] Sweetheart, haven’t we been through all … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Prism Sentence

Posted on December 9, 2018 by Amoeba

“Didya catch it, dude?!?” “Afta I got my flu shots like ever’body’s been screamin’ at me ta do? I damn well hope not!” “Not tha germs, dude! Tha unicorn!” “… tha whut?” “Tha unicorn, dude! How couldya have missed it?” … Continue reading →

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