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He and She: Cs the Day

She: “I before E except after C has been disproved by science!” He: “Say what?” She: “I said, ‘I before E except after C has been disproved by science!!‘” He: “What science?” She: “How should I know? I’m not the … Continue reading

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He and She: Expanding Contractors and Other Whoas

He: “OK, riddle me this.” She: “Happy to. Hand it over.” He: “Hand what over?” She: “The thing you wish me to riddle. I hope it will go through the sewing machine, as that’s the only thing I’ve got right … Continue reading

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He and She: The Disloyal Opposition

She: “So I was at the store today, looking at the cast iron frying pans and …” He: “No.” She: “What?!?” He: “No. No. Non. Nyet. Nein. ‘A‘ole. Hie. Ix-nay, ady-lay.” She: “I don’t suppose any of those mean ‘maybe’.” … Continue reading

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