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Dude and Dude: Stash
“So, dude, how’s yer stash?” “An’ yer aksin’ fer why? How long we been doin’ this?” “Ah, awhile now …” “An’ ya still ain’t figgered out that I don’t do needles? Sewin’ ‘r othawise? Glad ta know I’m worth nuthin‘ ta ya, dude. Thanks a pantload. An’ as … Continue reading
Posted in current events, Dude and Dude, humor, satire
Tagged funny dialogues, Halloween candy, puns, Speaker of the House crisis, survival stashes, wordplay
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He and She: Just Another Day of the Weak
She: “Today is Wednesday, correct?” He: “All day.” She: “Wed-nes-day?” He: “Same rules of pronunciation used to say ‘Worcester’.” She: “What rules?” He: “Don’t get me started. The names of the days of the week have never made any sense. Why should they start … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor, language
Tagged contracted muscles, days of the week, funny dialogues, puns, Wednesday, wordplay
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He and She: A Nice Hawaiian Shirt
She: “Honey?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “How’d you like a nice Hawaiian shirt?” He: “Su … uuh, where are you going with this?” She: “To my sewing room. Where did you think I was going with that? Don’t you like the shirts that I … Continue reading
Posted in Hawai'i, He and She, humor
Tagged fabric stash, funny dialogues, Hawaiian Punch, puns, sewing, wordplay
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