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The Taming of He and She
He: “‘It’s a dog’s life‘, huh?” She: “That’s what they say.” He: “Who’s they?” She: “Not going there.” He: “Riiight. So how long has this cat been curled up in this chair? On thirteen seat cushions?” She: “Three. And for at … Continue reading
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Tagged cat owns people, dog's life, Mr. O'Malley, pets, stray cat
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He and She: Negated Negative
He: “Um … sweetheart?” She: “Yes, love?” He: “Did you bring the dog?” She: “The … dog?” He: “You know, the dog. Say ‘yes’.” She: “What dog?” He: “The cat then.” She: “I’ve been asking for a cat or a … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor, language
Tagged double negatives, funny dialogues, pets, puns, smoking, wordplay
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