Tag Archives: puns

Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Amoeba

“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading →

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He and She: The Neuropath Less Traveled

Posted on September 18, 2022 by Amoeba

She: “Pain.” He: “Sorry, I can’t see through it.” She: “I’d like to see my way through to the end of it, I’ll tell you!” He: “Word. Where does it hurt?” She: “I don’t know.” He: “[…]” She: “Don’t you roll your … Continue reading →

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He and She: Labor Day

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Amoeba

He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading →

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