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While The Quill’s Away …

“Du …” “yeAAAAACK!!” “Geez, dude, did I startle you?” “No, dude, I like putting holes in 20-foot ceilings with my head. Do it all the time. Whaddaya want?” “It’s, um, kinda quiet around here, y’know?” “Yeah, dude, it was. With … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Punty Monday

“Hey dude!” “What?” “I thought that American football was a fall game.” “Yeah, dude. Of course it is. You fall when you’ve been tackled. Assuming, of course, that you like your knees and want to have them around awhile.” “Not … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Birthday Suit

“Du-uuude!” “Sir?” “Well, excuuuse me, Mr. Fancy Threads. Am I permitted to breathe the same air as you? And what’s with the briefcase?” “It’s for the briefs, of course.” “You’re an underwear salesman?!? Since when …?” “The legal briefs. For … Continue reading

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