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TSA Jack: Tray Chic
“Hi, Jack!” “How many times …?” “Yeah, yeah. I see you been lookin’ after our security again. Nice one!” “That so? What, José, can you see?” “Alrightalright, touché. You never miss a trick, do you? Since so many of your … Continue reading
Posted in humor, satire, travel
Tagged advertising, airport security, security-line tray liners, TSA Jack
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Season’s Greetings
Dude and Dude “Merry Christmas, dude!” “What?!?” “I said, ‘Merry Christmas, dude!’” “Jeez, dude! Chill out, willya? We’re just hangin’!” * * * * * * * Reg and Syd “Merry Christmas, Syd!” “And to you, Reg. Great minds think alike, eh?” “Indeed, Syd. When I … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged Christmas wishes, funny dialogues, puns, Reg and Syd, Screwtape III, TSA Jack
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TSA Jack: Curtains
“¡Hola, Manuel!” “¡Ho … ah, Hi, Jack!” “Almost forgot yerself, huh? You guys got some kind a’ conspiracy goin’ or somethin’?” “Really, Jack! What the hell would I know about no conspiracies?” “Yeah right. Speakin’ a’ which, how’s the line?” … Continue reading
Posted in humor, satire, travel
Tagged airplane lavatories, economy class, first class, segregated bathrooms, steerage, TSA Jack
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