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He and She: The Outcasts
She: “Dammit! These drains are a pain!” He: “A pain?” She: “Three of a kind. Thanks for reminding me. Not. I am so sick of having to carry these things around. I feel like some sort of feeding station in … Continue reading
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Tagged funny dialogues, hummingbirds, Jackson-Pratt drain, mastectomy, roadkill, urban fantasy, vampires, wicca
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Dude and Dude: Dude’s Got a Beef
“So how’d ya enjoy yer sirloin, dude?” “Gnarly, dude! OC an’ Q oughta take us out ta dinner more often, yeah?” “Yeah!” “But …” “But what?” “I didn’t see no vampires, dude. I wuz sure there’d be vampires.” “Huh?!?” “Y’sed … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged funny dialogues, puns, stake, stakeout, steak, steak house, vampires, wordplay
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