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He and She: Gorilla Guerrilla and How to Feed Them
She: “Breakfast!” He: “Good morning, love.” She: “Eggs Benedict!!“ He: “Right. You want me to get dressed this minute and take you to the local diner so your breakfast can turn traitor on you?” She: “No! I want Eggs Benedict … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor
Tagged eggs Benedict, funny dialogues, puns, South American bandits, Stockholm syndrome, weird dreams
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He and She: Pop Pup Mews
He emerged from the bathroom and began to dress for work. She sat up in bed. “I dreamt …” He: “Wait …” She: “No try wait! I dreamt that I went out to tend the garden and I found a … Continue reading
He and She: There Castle
She: “You are not allowed to go on any more trips without moi!” He: “Separation anxiety, much?” She: “So you want the werewolves to take me?!?” He: “Where are you getting wolves on the Big Island of Hawai‘i? Haven’t we … Continue reading
Posted in Hawai'i, He and She, humor
Tagged funny dialogues, puns, separation anxiety, weird dreams, werewolves, wordplay
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