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Dude and Dude: Ruined
“Whatcha got there, dude?” “Somethin’ somebody shared on Facebook, dude.” “Yeah? Lemme see … an’ they shared this when?” “Yestaday.” “Dude. This clickbait was posted, like, on March of last year! An’ yer peeps’re just findin’ out ’bout it now?!?” … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Hawai'i, humor, satire
Tagged funny dialogues, Hawaiian travel publicity, immortal internet tropes, puns, wordplay, zombie apocalypse
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Kris an’ Murphy: Faith
Kris: “I tell you, Murphy, in this situation, faith is the problem!” Murphy: “Sorry to hear that, Kris. When’s the baby due?” Kris: “Not that Faith! She knows better than that!” Murphy: “So should you.” Kris: “Huh? Everybody’s got a … Continue reading
Posted in politics, We the People
Tagged belief systems, government shutdown, graduate student abuse, Kris an' Murphy, scientific method, zombie apocalypse
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Dude and Dude: The 13 Apocalypse
“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh.” “C’mon, dude! The ball ain’t even dropped yet! Ya gotta at least start happy! Ya got 365 brand new days ta look forward to!” “Not.” “Not what!?!” “Not 365 days. 312 at most. ‘Cause ya … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor, satire
Tagged fiscal cliff, Friday 13th, funny dialogues, Mayan apocalypse, zombie apocalypse
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